Episode 08 - Woooooow Extreeeme!

E3 has drawn to a close yet another year! There was smiling, laughing, Microsoft insults, and, best of all, a tonne of great games! Your hosts, Charlie "The English Dream" and the ever Polish Jacek dabble in post-E3 gubbins this episode, with discussions on their favourite stuff this year, things they didn't like and more, all with off-topic rants on things like live-action kids TV shows... Don't ask...

Also, as usual, comes a review of the games we played during the week, which are:

- Quadropus Rampage

- Lucius

- Conflict: Global Storm

Finally, to end the glorious E3 coverage, the guys host their very first E3 awards show! Get hyped for the announcements, kids. 

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Here's the episode: https://ia800901.us.archive.org/15/items/E08WoooooowExtreeeme/E08_%20Woooooow%20Extreeeme%21.mp3

(sorry for posting this one so late, luv you guuuys)

Episode 08.5 - DRM 180 no-scope

Join 'The English Dream' in a very special, short episode of Two Guys as he takes you listeners through Microsoft's latest and most important announcement regarding the Xbox One. Although the ever Polish Jacek isn't around this time, Charlie reads out the letter in full and delivers his opinions for all you guys to listen to and agree/ disagree with. Could Microsoft be back in the playing field of the console war? We'll see...

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Here's the episode: https://ia601804.us.archive.org/8/items/E08.5DRM180NoScope/E08.5_%20DRM%20180%20no-scope.mp3

The polish would like to apologise for not being there and leaving The English Dream on his own.

Also, you may be confused, what happened to episode 8? Don't you worry those dreamy eyes of yours our beautiful listener, it's coming. Tomorrow. Or today. Who knows. It is recorded. We've been busy <3 xoxoxoxox

Also, a very special episode coming this weekend, stay tuned! 

Luv yoo gais. 

~Polish

Episode 07.5 - Who'll be sucked next-gen?

Its E3 week, listeners! The games! The glory! But most importantly this year, the consoles! After watching both Microsoft’s and Sony’s conferences, and catching up with all the online information, Two Guys and Their Joysticks bring you an extra special episode. In it , Charlie ‘The English Dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek engage in a one hour battle royale to create a victor. The weapons? THE XBOX ONE AND THE PLAYSTATION 4! Which will be crowned the winning console? Who will seize the day? Find out in this fun, hilarity packed episode TODAY… Or later… You know… Whenever you feel like it…

Here is the episode link: https://ia801807.us.archive.org/24/items/Episode7.5WhoWillBeSuckedNextGen/Episode%207.5%20-%20Who%20will%20be%20sucked%20next-gen_.mp3

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Episode 07 - Shh No Tears, Only Dreams Now

*Two Guys and Their Joysticks would like to apologize for The Polish’s audio quality this episode. He thought the mic was working – it wasn’t. Next week will sound better, promise!*

Ladies and gentlemen, guys and gals, boys and girls, kids and kidesses, welcome back to the crazy gaming podcast, Two Guys and Their Joysticks! After returning from bloody battle in the last Mortal Kombat tournament, Charlie ‘The English Dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek rise to bring some exciting news on this week’s news in vidya gaems, like:

• Deus Ex: The Fall (A sequel… On tablet? Hmmm…)
• Precursor games pausing Shadow of the Eternals kickstarter D:
• Sony’s 40 exclusives at E3 (Look at Microsoft shaking in their booties!)
• FABLE: ANNIVERSARY OMG WTF SO HYPE
• A new WoW raid type
• Shitty dumb fucking twin stick piece of garbage Halo Windows 8 smelly shitty game… Shit (Charlie isn’t hyped)

Also, as per the weekly ritual (not the Satanic one), your hosts will discuss their latest gaming enjoyments, with:

• Paranautical Activity: Over-sensitive edition
• Fairy Bloom Freesia…….. I’M A MAN, OKAY?!
• The Art of the Mass Effect Universe Book
• Alan Wake (MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)
• Battleblock theatre

The weekly discussion is a lovely chat about ports, with a focus on iOS ones. Witness gaming history, as well, when the guys create the new form of gamer vocabulary: Re-ports, when a game port changes big aspects (Minecraft iOS, Splinter Cell: Double Agent Xbox Original). Get hyped for that!

Again, we have a special, heart filled track for the break from the ever Polish Jacek. May his soul be carried safely through the afterlife.

Stay tuned to our Facebook page for the possibility and format of one or more E3 specials! Get hyped, kids. Get hyped.

Here’s the episode: http://ia600308.us.archive.org/17/items/E07ShhNoTearsOnlyDreamsNow/E07%20-%20Shh%20No%20Tears%2C%20Only%20Dreams%20Now.mp3

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Episode 06 - Vacate to Miami: A Bundle of Fun

Guess who’s back? Two Guys and Their Joysticks. Charlie ‘The English Dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek bring a game review focused episode this week, bursting with opinions on SEVEN different games featured in the Humble indie bundle 8! Also, however, is the regular news:

- Andrew Scott Reisse’s death (a sorely missed man in the industry)
- EToo, London’s alternative E3 experience
- Take Two publishing right onto iOS platforms

As mentioned, the guys also review all games in the Humble indie bundle 8. You’ll have 7 days to get your hands on the collection as of upload date. The games are:

-Hotline Miami
-Proteus
-Dear Esther
-Little Inferno
-Thomas was Alone
-Capsized
-Awesomenauts

Hurtling in lastly is the weekly discussion, this time about video game films. The chaps talk about movies they’d recommend, movies they wouldn’t, movies they want to see being made, and the Raging Boll (Visit Uwe Boll’s Wikipedia for LOLZ). 

Tune in next week for more news, reviews and a discussion on game ports! Enjoy, listeners! 

Here’s the episode: http://ia601709.us.archive.org/6/items/Episode6VacateToMiamiABundleOfFun/Episode%206%20-%20Vacate%20to%20Miami_%20A%20Bundle%20of%20Fun.mp3
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Episode 05 - Typical Topics

Welcome back, guys and girls, to another instalment of Two Guys and Their Joysticks. In this fateful episode, Charlie ‘the English dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek deliver the news they scavenged from the pre-E3 silence- they work hard to bring you the latest goodies, including:

-Dying Light reveal (so scary!)

-The Curiosity iOS project

-KotoR on the iPad

-Unity on iOS FREEEEEE!

-Final Fantasy 14’s collector’s edition (+1 XP for Square Enix)

-Fary Cry 3 map editor: BLOOD DRAGON EDITION, SON!

-Remedy’s future plans

The chaps tell us about their recent gaming hijinks, too. Charlie’s finally had a go at Papers, Please and also dipped into the Chinese ninja warrior game, Mortal Kombat: Deception. Jacek, wonderful as ever, describes the worryingly enlightening Plague Inc and the absolutely badassery of Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine.

A special treat for you listeners this episode is a fan letter from a game retailer employee. We get to see his insights into the Xbox One, which are very interesting! Furthermore, landing with a controversial BANG is the episode’s discussion on the Saint’s Row genre, where it’s going, how we feel about it and what other folks are saying.

Here’s the episode: http://ia801709.us.archive.org/14/items/E05TypicalTopics/E05_%20Typical%20Topics.mp3

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