Episode 12 - New Consoles, New Games, New Year - Same Old Show

In this episode of Two Guys and Their Joysticks the multinational duo of Polish and English greatness focus their vocal cords and thought process on the Xbox One and the Nintendo 3DSXL. 

The two consoles get reviewed and rated, which is followed by an in-depth description of software and video games.

We have The English Dream tell us about Ryse Son of Rome and Dead Rising 3, whilst The Polish chats about Pokemon Y and Batman Arkham Origins (PC).

To finish off, a brief discusion on modern day gaming journalism, reviews and let's plays begins, ending the only way it could - with a two minute review of a 1963 Board Game.

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Episode 11 - Happy New Year And 2013 In Retrospective

Merry Christmas and a Happy new Year!

Two Guys and Their Joysticks are back from the dead, arisen from the hiatus to bring you a special 2013 wrap up!

We discuss the best things to happen to video games, our favourites of the year, and some horrible gaming experiences that might forever disturb your childhood, puberty and adulthood.

Charlie “The English Dream” fires many shots towards game companies, and The Ever Polish Jacek whose accent is as always, more important than his opinion.

We wish everyone a Happy New Year and many wonderful moments in 2014!

…Also turns out the Frogger board game is like $25 on Amazon. Oops..

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Episode 10.5 - Top 100 Games to Play in the Summer

Summer is here! The glorious sun rises above the land, a comforting heat washes over us, and fun and festivities begin! But what are Two Guys and Their Joysticks hosts, Charlie 'The English Dream' and the ever Polish Jacek doing? Perhaps going to the beach? Maybe hanging out with their friends in the summer sun? NOPE, THEY'RE PLAYING GAMES! In this special episode, they invite you to check out fifty of their gaming recommendations each to kick off the sheltered-in season of digital hype. 

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Episode 10 - Droppin' Hot Thoughts

Welcome once again, to your weekly gaming podcast… Well, MOSTLY weekly. We have ben late on a few episodes! But never mind that! Back to normal in this episode, Charlie ‘The English Dream’ and the ever Polish Jacek return to their double-act banter and gaming larks. The news this week consists of:

- Microsoft stops charging devs for updates… About bloody time…

- Steam Workshop revenue sharing

- State of Decay and Saint’s Row 4 banned down under

- Bioshock Infinite DLC coming? Get hyped, Bio-nerds!

- Half Life 3 confirmed……………. LEL NO, but we have some rumours

- The Last of Us sexy time numbers

And of course, the games:

- Sniper Elite V2

- Spartacus: Legends

- Intrusion 2

- Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2

To end the episode, our chaps have a chat about the state of arcades, their successes, their failures, and how long they might stick around for. As well, Charlie hypes over the prospect of House of the Dead 5. You get to play as Harry. Feel it, son.

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Episode 09 - A Wizard is Never Late...

Rolling in two weeks late (STYLISHLY late!), Two Guys and Their Joysticks presents a very special episode. Joined by the admin of Batman Memes, a popular Facebook page, Charlie "The English Dream" and the ever Polish Jacek once more set out to bring you what's goooooooood! First and foremost, the news:

- Another life in the industry lost...

- Hotline Miami 2 (Let the blood flow! >:D )

- The hypest GOG.com sale

- Trading of the Steam

Also, as usual, they digest the contents of a glorious gaming week:

- Metal Gear Solid

- House of the Dead 3

- Evoland

And, to finish off, a swindling chat on the Xbox One DRM 180 from the perspective of Jacek and our wonderful guest! We hope you enjoyed this special episode, and expect more treats like this in the summer to come.

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Episode 08 - Woooooow Extreeeme!

E3 has drawn to a close yet another year! There was smiling, laughing, Microsoft insults, and, best of all, a tonne of great games! Your hosts, Charlie "The English Dream" and the ever Polish Jacek dabble in post-E3 gubbins this episode, with discussions on their favourite stuff this year, things they didn't like and more, all with off-topic rants on things like live-action kids TV shows... Don't ask...

Also, as usual, comes a review of the games we played during the week, which are:

- Quadropus Rampage

- Lucius

- Conflict: Global Storm

Finally, to end the glorious E3 coverage, the guys host their very first E3 awards show! Get hyped for the announcements, kids. 

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(sorry for posting this one so late, luv you guuuys)

Episode 08.5 - DRM 180 no-scope

Join 'The English Dream' in a very special, short episode of Two Guys as he takes you listeners through Microsoft's latest and most important announcement regarding the Xbox One. Although the ever Polish Jacek isn't around this time, Charlie reads out the letter in full and delivers his opinions for all you guys to listen to and agree/ disagree with. Could Microsoft be back in the playing field of the console war? We'll see...

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The polish would like to apologise for not being there and leaving The English Dream on his own.

Also, you may be confused, what happened to episode 8? Don't you worry those dreamy eyes of yours our beautiful listener, it's coming. Tomorrow. Or today. Who knows. It is recorded. We've been busy <3 xoxoxoxox

Also, a very special episode coming this weekend, stay tuned! 

Luv yoo gais. 

~Polish